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I know how much of a cricket fans some people are here so heres an article i was sent relating to the game.


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> Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?

> A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason


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> Q. What is the height of optimism?

> A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

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> Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next
> ball almost always takes a wicket?

> A. A bat.


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> Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?

> A. An allrounder.


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> Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint
> Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?

> A. At least they can say they're not really English.
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> Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?

> A. Three runs in three balls.
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> Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
> A. A bowler.
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> Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English
> batsmen?
> A. The walk back to the pavilion.
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> Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
> A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
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> Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
> A. Because he was born in England.
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> Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
> A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
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> Q. What's the English version of LBW?
> A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
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> Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English
> team?
> A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.